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Blaseball Ticker Analysis

Introduction In the last week, large swathes of the Internet have been enamored with the simulated sport of blaseball. Blaseball describes itself as “baseball at your mercy, baseball perfected”. I’ve been describing it as “Nightvale-esque simulated baseball with rules decided by a voting system”. It’s fun, that’s for sure. Blaseball saw a boom after being picked up by a number of news outlets, and a number of blaseball users thought “now, this is fun, but I want to know it like I know myself”.